waxdart ([info]waxdart) wrote,
@ 2008-02-07 14:26:00
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Sometimes, Scott and I chat about the day's pressing issues.
me: Am I happy or sad?
No more Romnies
Scott: Only WALNUTS!
me: There is no Dana
only ZUUL
Scott: Only a 72-year-old lunatic who wants to skullfuck them damn Iraqis RIGHT.
me: oh wait wait WAIT WAIT
oh god please
Scott: ?
me: make Coulter/Limbaugh/Beck live up to their goddamned word
Scott: YES
YES
YES
me: EAT CROW FAGORTZ
Scott: TIME TO GET THOSE HILLARY '08 STICKERS ON YOUR CAR
me: AHAHHHAHAHHAHAAAAAA
AH
HAHA
HAA
AH
AHa
AHHAHHAHAHAAAAA
hAHHAHAHHAAH
Scott: jklj LKJ KLDJ LKJLK:Jlk
PLEASE
PLEASE
MAKE THIS HAPPEN
OH IS SOMEONE GOING TO TAKE THEIR BALL AND GO HOME BECAUSE OF THE LACK OF BROWN PEOPLE HATRED???
me: (or LOBPH)
Scott: The LOBPH Factor.
me: gettin jacked up on THE FACTOR
Scott: OH PLEASE IMPLODE REPUBLICAN RAPE MACHINE
me: I fully expect the keynote speaker at the Republican National Convention to peel off his skin and reveal the massive, nameless Lovecraftian horror within
TO MAGNANIMOUS APPLAUSE
HENTAI TENTACLE RAPE MACHINE
HENTAI TENTACLE RAPE MACHINE/MCCAIN '08
Scott: IF YOU DO NOT VOTE FOR HENTAI TENTACLE RAPE MACHINE, YOU ARE HANDING OUR NATION TO AL-QAEDA ON A PLATE.
me: bluuurrurrreeuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrmrmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Scott: Ann Coulter LOVES Hentai Tentacle Rape Machine!
me: (translated from the ageless secret Deeptongue: "I'm a Hentai Tentacle Rape Machine, and I approve this message. SO BEAUTIFUL")
Scott: Live by the sociopathic mongoloids, die by the sociopathic mongoloids.
me: You know, I disagree with his stance on Nazism, soul consumption and the brutal rape of Japanese Schoolgirls, but HENTAI TENTACLE RAPE MACHINE is the only candidate willing to build a fence on the southern border
Scott: CACKLE

 



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[info]komos
2008-02-07 07:48 pm UTC (link)
This is a much more entertaining exchange than mine.

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[info]thefreak
2008-02-07 10:39 pm UTC (link)
Shhh...you're giving away the ending to Cloverfield!

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hahaha
[info]jersalyn
2008-02-09 01:14 pm UTC (link)
I think my brain just melted.

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thanks much
(Anonymous)
2008-05-07 04:12 pm UTC (link)
favorited this one, bro

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